team rebar racing

Sacramento Speedway, August 2, 2002

the hard core

(left to right):

Custis Byars

president and general counsel

Ray Lanier

vp of entertainment and rule challenges

Tim "Tire Meltin'" Skelton

driver/owner/lunatic

Chris Hughes

vp of logistics, urban warfare, propaganda, and international relations

Mike Olivetti

vp of planning and strategic development

support staff:

Roxy

errr, ummm, . . . hospitality

Wendy "Bubbles" Jones

master mechanic and bra adjustment specialist

trr fan club founders

Blade, Breeze, and Da Flame

Icy Hot Stuntaz

Bubb Rubb

trr dj

team rebar theme song

At our last (okay, only) drag race, we did five runs, with a best time of 13.9 seconds@100 MPH--with a bone stock engine, F1's, and crappy 2.19 60' time.  We were then banned for excessive speed without a helmet.

The other team members were banned for excessive alcohol consumption and making fun of ricers.